But it wasn’t all the time with every single channel, so I decided to see if it would go away. When it interrupted extremely important Sunday night programming -- I mean, come on, Sunday is THE DAY to watch TV, if you’re going to at all -- I knew I had to get somebody over to my pad fast before it messed up premiere week.
I’m not going to name the company. But gee whiz, I always have trouble. They keep you on the horn to “troubleshoot,” which never frickin’ works, and then they make you wait two hours for somebody to show up, only so they can show up 20 minutes past the two-hour window you were warned to be home during. Frustration mounts! It just mounts.
So, anyway, this morning, alas, I was given a digital box. Hurray, hurray. No more blinks. But it also means my series recordings are gone. They’re just gone. So I have some work to do.
What do I mean, you ask? Check out my fall TV lineup (and this doesn’t include those fun filler shows, such as House Hunters, Color Splash, Pawn Stars, Hoarders and other creepy TLC programming.)
I have color-coded new shows in a lovely shade of pink for your reference.
Dancing With the Stars, 7-9 p.m., ABC
*Two and a Half Men, 8-8:30 p.m., CBS
American Pickers, 8-9 p.m., History
Weeds, 9-9:30 p.m., Showtime
The Big C, 9:30-10 p.m., Showtime
EXTRA: Emmy special Fashion Police, 9-10 p.m., E!
The Biggest Loser, 7-9 p.m., NBC
New Girl, 8-8:30 p.m., Fox
Raising Hope, 8:30-9 p.m., Fox
The Middle, 7-7:30 p.m., ABC
Up All Night, 7-7:30 p.m., NBC
Modern Family, 7:30-8 p.m., ABC
Storage Wars, 9-10 p.m., A&E
Parks and Rec, 7:30-8 p.m., NBC
The Office, 8-8:30 p.m., NBC
Project Runway, 8-9:30 p.m., Lifetime
*Little People Big World, 7-8 p.m., TLC
Desperate Housewives, 8-9 p.m., ABC
Dexter, 8-9 p.m., Showtime
Breaking Bad, 9-10 p.m. AMC
PanAm, 9-10 p.m., ABC
As you can see, I keep my DVR pretty busy. Often I'm faced with difficult choices when unexpected programming pops up. I sometimes have to record two programs downstairs (that's the maximum allowance) and watch a third program upstairs, just so I don't miss anything.
Did I mention that when I was a baby my mom used to put me in a crank-up swing and park me in front of the TV? Did I mention my first sentence was the early 1980s Coca-Cola ad slogan "Coke is it." Did I also mention that, nowadays, you will find me in a rocking chair parked in front of the TV drinking Coke Zero like it's going out of style?
Anyway, happy fall TV everyone!
(*Footnote: I consider Two and a Half Men new because of Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen, and I consider LPBW new because it went off the air for a bit and now it's back, see.)